1988... 26 years ago it began- after being washed up on the naked shores of the Juba river, i was found in a reed matt and was raised by a malnourished Somalian couple with 12 other childern in the heart of mother Africa! they named me Mazungu! i came as a blessing and grew up with much respect, i inherited a kingdom and got married to 3 woman at the age of 13! from there my life progressed into greatness. i dealt with portuguese explorers and norwegian missionaries! i travelled africa, dominated and extended my vast empire! i reign above the egyptian gods and the nyaminyami! i am the child of mother africa!