Spent college summers supervising the production of race cars in Salisbury, MD. Spent 2001-2007 merchandising crayon art for the government. In 2008 I was deploying fatback in Naples, FL. In 2009 I was donating Slinkies in Las Vegas, NV. Spent a weekend promoting salsa in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Won several awards for consulting about rocking horses in Prescott, AZ.